Crab Colony Of The Rim In Mass Exodus To The Moustache I Haven't Grown Yet

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When Moses was in Egypt land
Couple O' crabs seekin' greener pastures
Sick of dingleberries and oppressive flatulence
They head North, then they be free
Uppity... Pubic... Lice

Hairy-Ass Pubeman leads the Underwear Railroad
Moving by night
Towards my fledgling half-stache
Thousands of bugs surging out of my woodwork
Know your place, ya goddamned gooch vermin

Mass exodus begins
Underarm pit stop
When the handle bar is grown, it'll get overrun
They'll fight to be free, multiply and breed
Then mainly drink 40's and be unemployed




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