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Street walking's not the problem
But there's a little something wrong
I'm fairly healthy, sailor
Unless we're talking about my dong
I'm livin' splaycheck to splay check
Got no money for the cure
I spread my clap like peanut butter
What they don't know won't hurt' em... Yet

Dick drenched in cologne
So it won't smell
Bump uglies with the lights off in an effort to hide my

Rotting, gangrenous member
During a night of vile, sickening dickening
With animal intensity
Carnal lust with a bacterial reaction
My putrefaction, tackle action

Scabby, oozing, seeping
Pus-riddled erection
Necrotic, crusty, chancres
Syphilitic infection
Contagious, breeding, thriving
Sickness of the wiener
Fasciitising, malignant, boner
Zombie-like pecker


Hundred bucks an hour
Diseased kind of sleaze
Pay for the orgasm
The parting gift is free




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Festerfuck Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Festerfuck was goofy, deathgrindwhatever from the bowels of Wisconsin land. Shat into existence in 2008, we are a prime example of why people with bent dicks, no money and a steady .24 BAC shouldn’t be allowed to touch expensive instruments.

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