Super Brutal Pillow Fight Fatalities

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My sister had a slumber party
And I was getting really fucking annoyed

But the stupid little bitches...

Wouldn't stop giggling
Eating all our food and gossiping

Mom was passed out drunk so I...

Grabbed a clean pillow case
and threw in a fucking brick

Marched into that fucking room
They thought I was kidding around
Then I got smacked in the face
with a Hello Kitty throw pillow


I swung hard, clobbered the one with glasses and her face split
In an explosion of brain matter and shattered teeth
Tweeners screamed while I bludgeoned them one by one

I laid lethal smack down on every one of those cunts
With two hundred threads and five pounds of red cement

This pillowcase is really bloody and I think I may have thrown my shoulder out bashing in cucumber masked faces with extreme prejudice
And there's a colon tangled in the ceiling fan and bone flecks in my slippers
Why do I have a boner and why does my mom drink so much?

Drenched in blood
The deed is done
I rub one out

And go back to bed


from An Audio Recollection Of Detestable Erectional Misadventure, track released November 4, 2011



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