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Dude, I was really drunk and horny
I had (a)
Half a stock
Blue balls
And your sock

I know you're really pissed and you have every right to be
But you donning a pair of dirty socks is a helluva lot grosser
Than last night's jizz inbetween your toes

Smelly cotton condom
Wooly one night stand
Argyle girl friend
I got off in your sock




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Festerfuck Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Festerfuck was goofy, deathgrindwhatever from the bowels of Wisconsin land. Shat into existence in 2008, we are a prime example of why people with bent dicks, no money and a steady .24 BAC shouldn’t be allowed to touch expensive instruments.

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